Thornsmouth Gardening Society

Just because so many people have been asking… The public airwaves are a great place for the exchange of ideas, which is why the Gardening Society hopes that we can get W1L0 Radio back up and broadcasting for you very soon, even if just in a local capacity for the time being. BONUS FACT: On the Founder’s Map, this area is said to be labeled with the word “as’hmgheheb” or “fight” because fighting for you is what we do. Never forget that.

There are plenty of mouths in Thornsmouth, to be sure, but the only one named by the town founders on the Founder’s Map for the ancient word for “open”, “mghaaahn”, is Cavesmouth, the entrance to a naturally winding network of subterranean caves which no one has ever found the other side of! On second thought, perhaps it would be better if it remained closed? At the very least, leave your children at home when you visit. At the most, don’t visit at all. It’s really a rather dreadful place.

Sorry to bring my bad aura to the forum, I’m sure we’ll get you all memberships soon, just been feeling rather down myself lately for personal reasons, and so I have death on the mind. BONUS FACT: Most people never realize that cemeteries are a type of garden. Thornsmouth Graveyard is our one such type, and if you feel the urge to lie down on the ground while visiting, that is likely because that is the very thing drawn in this spot on the Founder’s Map, which you can still view in the lobby display at our local offices until the end of the month.

Hi. FACT: There is no one story that historians have agreed upon as the actual origin of the name “Druid Hill”, but whatever the true tale is, it has certainly been a spiritual place for locals since before Thornsmouth was ever founded. On the Founder’s Map, this area is labelled with the word “azath” which translates roughly to “change”.

We regret to inform you that “Our Historical Founders and the Mysterious Map” has been cancelled. Please collect any ticket refunds at the Gardening Society Headquarters at the center of town. Thank you.

THIS ACCOUNT IS BEING PLACED ON INDEFINITE HIATUS, THE THORNSMOUTH GARDENING SOCIETY IS SEEING TO A SENSITIVE MATTER WHICH MUST BE ADDRESSED IMMEDIATELY, POSTS WILL RESUME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK WHAT IS THIS BLOODY NONSENSE BLASTED THING MY GOODNESS THIS IS JUST